Guilt Food guilt...
I'm actually beginning to feel guilty for eating certain foods these days, and I'm even feeling concerned about my fitness and well-being. It may seem impossible, but just now, I actually took 10 seconds to choose whether to snack on a bar chocolate or a kiwi.
I mean, that's just... unnatural.
Of course, I do love kiwis as well, but compared to chocolate, that hairy glob of green flesh is usually no competition... At least, that's what I thought... So, how in the world did the kiwi win???
It's not right!
Well, I think it has something to do with the fact that most of the guys I know actually starve themselves and work out at the gym every free moment they get. Just to get their Limited Edition Most Wanted Six-Pack.
But how did that affect my appetite???
After all, just imagine that poor bar of chocolate, all alone and freezing cold in my refrigerator... It's heart-breaking...
Maybe it's the hairy legs, or maybe it's the meal-skipping...
But I'm not going to let those things influence me anymore!!! No way, Hosea! I'm going to be healthy AND enjoy my food!!
Now where's that chocolate? =P
