Pandora's Box

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Sad But True...

I found this on the Bulletin Board on Friendster, and it's actually quite sad and true that people often judge us based on what a few people of a certain group act.

Well, I hope we outgrow this as time goes on. But I've noticed that everytime we conquer the myths of a certain streotype, another few spring up in its place.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuckup, and a wh*re

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl*t.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh*re.

I'm a TEENAGE DAD, so i must not support my kids.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl*t.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a Hippie.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have Big B0*obs, so I MUST be a ho*.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm a HIPPIE, so I MUST be a Communist.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy activist.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be SEXY

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.

3:16 AM; unforgotten.Y