Pandora's Box

Friday, January 26, 2007

Valentine's Day is coming people!!!

The Interact Club has already set up their stall at the canteeen and everyone is invited to buy something for their friends, delivery is included! =P Last year, a Damansaran friend sent me something by asking a Cheras friend to order it for me.. LOL It was a lovely suprise =P

Well, the merchandise this year includes Collar Pins, Lollies, Balloons, Teddy Bears, Roses... Only a few differences from last year... But what happened to the chocolate and Valentine cards??? Well... Considering the amount of cards that you can find all over the place... with all sorts of messages... I guess, we're better off without them =P

Wondering what I'm talking about? =P Check these out...

Unsuccessful Greeting Cards

Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.

I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable.

My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry!

You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.

You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry

So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife

5:51 AM; unforgotten.Y

Who Am I?

PANDORA
Lex is a 16 year old Malaysian girl who studies in Sri Cempaka, Cheras.

Temptations
Chocolate. Singing. Basketball. Writing. Dreaming. Life.

Detests
Gossipers. Backstabbers. Betrayers. People who want to "know" me.

Counts

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